
Only one dog has ever been formally enlisted in the Royal Navy. His name was Just Nuisance, he was a Great Dane, and his bronze statue stands in Jubilee Square in the center of Simon's Town, gazing out over the harbor with the dignified bearing of an able seaman who has seen his share of service. The story is absurd and entirely true, and it captures something essential about this small town on the eastern shore of the Cape Peninsula: Simon's Town takes its history seriously but never quite solemnly. It is, simultaneously, the home of the South African Navy, a Victorian-era village with museums on every other block, and the gateway to a beach where endangered African penguins waddle among granite boulders and into people's gardens.
Simon's Town has been a naval town since the Dutch East India Company built a dockyard here in 1743, choosing the sheltered eastern shore of False Bay over the more exposed anchorage at Table Bay. The British took it over in the 1790s and held it for more than a century, and today the South African Navy's largest base occupies the southern end of the waterfront. Warships and submarines ride at anchor in the harbor, and the naval presence gives the town a quiet orderliness that contrasts with Cape Town's bustle. Along the main road through town, a string of museums lines the False Bay side: the Simon's Town Museum, the South African Navy Museum housed in an 1815 sail loft, and a small Toy Museum that seems to have wandered in from a different era entirely. The town is compact enough to walk end to end in thirty minutes, and the train station sits close enough to the center that you can be browsing the shops within fifteen minutes of stepping off the platform.
Just south of Simon's Town, at Boulders Beach, one of the few land-based colonies of the endangered African penguin has made itself permanently and conspicuously at home. The birds nest among the smooth granite boulders that give the beach its name, raising their chicks in burrows scraped into the sand while visitors watch from elevated boardwalks. The colony has been here since 1983, when a handful of breeding pairs established themselves on the beach. It has grown into one of the most visited wildlife sites on the Cape Peninsula. A smaller number of penguins can often be seen for free at the adjacent Seaforth Beach, where they mingle with swimmers in a scene that feels unrehearsed and slightly surreal -- black-and-white birds picking their way between sunbathers with the self-possession of residents who were here first.
The journey from Cape Town to Simon's Town by train is one of the great commuter rides in southern Africa. The Southern Line runs down the False Bay coast through Muizenberg, Kalk Bay, and Fish Hoek, with views that shift from urban to suburban to coastal as the train rounds the peninsula's eastern edge. The trip takes just over an hour. At Simon's Town station, a Rikki taxi -- a diminutive white minibus unique to this corner of the Cape -- meets every arriving train, offering rides to the town center for a few rand or to Boulders Beach for slightly more. The town itself needs no transport beyond your feet. From the station, turn left and the main street unfolds: naval buildings, restaurants, curio shops, and the quiet squares where Just Nuisance once cadged meals from sympathetic sailors.
Simon's Town is the last settlement of any size before the Cape Peninsula dissolves into the wild landscapes of the Table Mountain National Park. South of Boulders Beach, the road climbs through fynbos-covered hillsides toward Cape Point, where the peninsula narrows to a rocky headland above the meeting of two oceans. Baboons patrol the roadsides here, and the wildflowers in season carpet the slopes in color. The drive from Simon's Town to Cape Point takes about 30 minutes, but the landscape transformation is total -- from a harbor town with restaurants and train timetables to a wind-scoured promontory where the nearest human structure is a lighthouse. For many visitors, Simon's Town serves as both a base for this journey and a destination in its own right: a place to swim at Seaforth Beach, eat fresh fish on the main road, and catch the train back to Cape Town as the afternoon light turns False Bay gold.
Simon's Town is located at 34.19°S, 18.44°E on the western shore of False Bay, on the eastern side of the Cape Peninsula. The naval harbor, Boulders Beach penguin colony, and the town's linear layout along the M4 are visible from the air. The Cape Peninsula mountains rise steeply to the west. Nearest airport: Cape Town International (FACT), approximately 40 km north. Best viewed at 2,000-4,000 ft AGL approaching from the east over False Bay. Cape Point lies approximately 15 km to the south.